The Virus

“I am aware of all internet traditions.”

It’s a vroom vroom future rocket bubble car thing!

Courtesans and gentlefops! Welcome to Virus-Machine Dot Net’s first MONKEY TUESDAY!

Monkey Tuesday exists for a couple of reasons: firstly, to pay tribute to Penn Jillette, who used to do Monkey Tuesday on his radio show before it was cancelled; and secondly, because monkeys are awesome.For reference, Monkey Tuesday is open to all non-human primates, including old- and new-world monkeys and great apes — for our purposes, all these things fall under the category of Monkey, because ‘monkey’ is a much funnier word. So watch our monkeys, and submit monkeys of your own in the comments section.

Let’s start things off with a couple monkey videos!

New York Dolls - Dance Like a Monkey

Featuring a guest appearance by His Pastaness Most High, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Dance, Monkeys, Dance

Amusingly, when I searched YouTube for these videos I got the following error:
500 Internal Server Error
Sorry, something went wrong.
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

Thank you, YouTube, for furthering the cause of hilarity by including Error Message Monkeys.

Ety: On the topic of monkeys, free flash Super Monkey Ball Minigames. Also…

Baby Aye-Aye:

(It looks like a monkey mated with a Chinese Crested dog.)

I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR UVULA¹ HERE LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU

(By Suneko)

ANGRY MONKEY

(By Dboy)

OH MY GOD IT’S GOING TO EAT MY SOUL

(pinhole)

¹ I’m curious, because my research is failing me: do non-human primates have uvulae?