• Before i left i made a bunch of retro EPCOT buttons. @ rose & crown today, the girl who seated us, Emi, said she loved them, so i gave h … #
  • & she came back a bit later & gave me a special pin for doing something nice. #
  • Dear women of the world: stop pissing on the toiket seats! #
  • Chinese announcer just pronounced acrobat as aquabat. #
  • Well, mom’s too drunk and sore to stay for illuminations, so the only thing left is innoventions. #