IT’S MONKEY TUESDAY! And we’re celebrating with a sight that Penn Gillette often cited as “nothing funnier than…”

MONKEYS SMOKING!

It’s The YouTubes!

More footage of the same chimp!

A smoking orangutan!

They Report, We Laugh

A smoking chimp in Beijing tries to kick the habit.

After having his chimp confiscated, a Plano, TX man sends the monkey sexually explicit audio tapes. I could make a ’spanking the monkey’ joke right here, but that would be beneath me. Just like this guy’s chimp was beneath him. (No smoking involved, except possibly of pole.)

Pictures! Of monkeys!

This monkey looked weird enough without the cigarette.

(Found at Flat Rock, and a million other places on the Interwebs.)

Smoking monkey cigarette case!

For sale at Accoutrements.com

Monkey-shaped cigarette lighter!

Found by Collector Kevin.

MONKEY! CIGAR! COMPUTER! FEZ!

By illustrator Marcel Baker.